THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: THE MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES LUST

Deep within the dark heart of the woodland, shrouded in legend, lies a spore known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be possessed with potent powers, this uncannily shaped mushroom has captured lovers craving a surge of desire. Some claim that its potent aroma awakens the physical currents within, leading one towards a state of euphoric ecstasy.